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Ginny Weasley, please listen to me
I’ve got to go and be…with Ron and Hermione
One last train ride to the Dursleys’
Before I go…finally…to meet my destiny
(Chorus)
Lord Voldemort, get ready
‘Cause here I come, just wait and see
And I know all about R.A.B.
‘Cause I’m more than you could ever be
So brace yourself for when you meet me
I’m fighting back, are you ready?
Just you wait, wait and see
‘Cause here I go, wait for me
Two down, five to go
Don’t think that I don’t think that you don’t think I know
And if you don’t know that I know about your secret
Tonight I’m hunting Horcruxes, your soul is getting weak, it’s…
About time your reign of terror is over
Come tomorrow I’ll be much closer
To paying you back for starting this war
This one’s for Sirius and Dumbledore
Voldemort
Voldemort
Brace yourself for when you meet me
I’m fighting back, are you ready?
Just you wait, wait and see
‘Cause here I go, wait for me
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Goblet of Rock
05:25
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What the heck, man?
Do you really think I put my name in…the Goblet
I’d have to be crazy to go do something like that
And now I’ve got to face a freaking fire-breathing dragon
And it makes sad to know I may not live
And please don’t use…Hermione as an owl when you talk to me
Especially when you’re standing right there next to me, and…
I know you told Hermione to tell you that
Seamus told me that Dean was told by…
Parvati that Hagrid was looking for me
But that’s STILL MENTAL and it makes me mad,
It makes me sad
Oh well - I forgive you,
Let’s party
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This Song is a Horcrux
00:16
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This
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooong
is a horcrux
And only you can destroy it
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
I’d like to introduce you to your new
Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher…me!
Class is in session - so beware
Of monsters, Boggarts and beasties - don’t be scared
My name is Lockhart, Gilderoy J.
Smashing ghouls by night and trolls by day
But I didn’t defeat the Bandon Banshee by smiling at it
It took lots of courage and the sharpest wit
Skills, charms and incantation only I possess
When it comes down to it, I’m simply the best!
Winner of Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award
Five times last December, but you can make one more
Order of Merlin, 3rd Class
Vanquishing the Bandon Banshee was no easy task
But I didn’t defeat the Bandon Banshee by smiling at it
It took lots of courage and the sharpest wit
Skills, charms and incantation (that) only I can possess
When it comes down to it, I’m better than the rest!
All of this many seem glamorous as can be
But danger and peril is bread and butter to me
I won’t be far behind wherever evil lurks
For more information, see my published works
(But enough about me)
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If I Had a Dollar
00:12
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If I had a dollar
For every Harry Potter book I read
I'd have six
But soon I'd have seven
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Mudbloods & Murmurs
01:20
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Mudbloods and murmurs and paranoia in the Great Hall
“The Chamber has been opened,” written on the wall
And I’m speaking Parseltongue and saying things that I really don’t mean
While I’m trying to find Slytherin’s heir, I know that they suspect me
I see their disapproving stares and long gazes from behind their upside-down books
As if, in front of all these teachers, I’m gonna hex them and stop their looks
Maybe I should
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Wizard Rock Cake
04:22
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Thanks, Hagrid, for the rock cake
Your skills at baking are so great
If I only had half your skills at baking
I’d give up this wizard training…
And be a chef
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