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Wizard Rock Cake (Online Edition)

by The Bandon Banshees

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Autumn Aelwyd Love the lyrics and music, just wish the vocals were a bit clearer Favorite track: Magical Me.
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Ginny Weasley, please listen to me I’ve got to go and be…with Ron and Hermione One last train ride to the Dursleys’ Before I go…finally…to meet my destiny (Chorus) Lord Voldemort, get ready ‘Cause here I come, just wait and see And I know all about R.A.B. ‘Cause I’m more than you could ever be So brace yourself for when you meet me I’m fighting back, are you ready? Just you wait, wait and see ‘Cause here I go, wait for me Two down, five to go Don’t think that I don’t think that you don’t think I know And if you don’t know that I know about your secret Tonight I’m hunting Horcruxes, your soul is getting weak, it’s… About time your reign of terror is over Come tomorrow I’ll be much closer To paying you back for starting this war This one’s for Sirius and Dumbledore Voldemort Voldemort Brace yourself for when you meet me I’m fighting back, are you ready? Just you wait, wait and see ‘Cause here I go, wait for me
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What the heck, man? Do you really think I put my name in…the Goblet I’d have to be crazy to go do something like that And now I’ve got to face a freaking fire-breathing dragon And it makes sad to know I may not live And please don’t use…Hermione as an owl when you talk to me Especially when you’re standing right there next to me, and… I know you told Hermione to tell you that Seamus told me that Dean was told by… Parvati that Hagrid was looking for me But that’s STILL MENTAL and it makes me mad, It makes me sad Oh well - I forgive you, Let’s party
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This Soooooooooooooooooooooooooong is a horcrux And only you can destroy it
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Magical Me (free) 02:44
Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher…me! Class is in session - so beware Of monsters, Boggarts and beasties - don’t be scared My name is Lockhart, Gilderoy J. Smashing ghouls by night and trolls by day But I didn’t defeat the Bandon Banshee by smiling at it It took lots of courage and the sharpest wit Skills, charms and incantation only I possess When it comes down to it, I’m simply the best! Winner of Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award Five times last December, but you can make one more Order of Merlin, 3rd Class Vanquishing the Bandon Banshee was no easy task But I didn’t defeat the Bandon Banshee by smiling at it It took lots of courage and the sharpest wit Skills, charms and incantation (that) only I can possess When it comes down to it, I’m better than the rest! All of this many seem glamorous as can be But danger and peril is bread and butter to me I won’t be far behind wherever evil lurks For more information, see my published works (But enough about me)
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If I had a dollar For every Harry Potter book I read I'd have six But soon I'd have seven
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Mudbloods and murmurs and paranoia in the Great Hall “The Chamber has been opened,” written on the wall And I’m speaking Parseltongue and saying things that I really don’t mean While I’m trying to find Slytherin’s heir, I know that they suspect me I see their disapproving stares and long gazes from behind their upside-down books As if, in front of all these teachers, I’m gonna hex them and stop their looks Maybe I should
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Thanks, Hagrid, for the rock cake Your skills at baking are so great If I only had half your skills at baking I’d give up this wizard training… And be a chef

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This is our first album, recorded in May 2007!! It's missing a couple secret and not-so-secret songs only offered on the physical disc, but--trust me--you're not missing much!

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released July 31, 2010

Album art by Joel H. Check us out on Facebook!

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